How Should I Behave?

Waking up on time to get McDonald’s breakfast

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When I’m at home and I have to finish chores before going out

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When someone crops me out of their profile picture

I’m just like:

 

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When I don’t have coffee in the morning

My whole day is just like:

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When a coffee shop doesn’t have free wifi

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When Facebook switched to timeline

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When the person next to me on the bus tries to make conversation

I just wanna say: 

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Getting complimented

By a random person:

By your crush:

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When I fail at putting makeup on while drunk

I’m just like:

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Getting invited to a baby shower for my mom’s second cousin’s friend’s sister

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