June 2012
16 posts
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Waking up on time to get McDonald's breakfast
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When I'm at home and I have to finish chores...
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When someone crops me out of their profile picture
I’m just like:
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When I don't have coffee in the morning
My whole day is just like:
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When a coffee shop doesn't have free wifi
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When Facebook switched to timeline
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When the person next to me on the bus tries to...
I just wanna say:
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Getting complimented
By a random person:
By your crush:
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When I fail at putting makeup on while drunk
I’m just like:
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Getting invited to a baby shower for my mom's...
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When I see my boyfriend's ex
I’m just like:
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Watching America's Next Top Model
They’re all like:
Then I try, but it ends up looking like:
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Ripping your pants in public
Normally:
When drunk:
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When the salesman tries to sell me the massage...
I just wanna be like:
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When randos friend request me on Facebook
I’m just like:
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When I see someone wearing Crocs
I’m just like:
May 2012
75 posts
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When my crush waves to me
I’m just like:
But then I realize they’re waving to someone else, and I’m like:
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When my mom calls me unexpectedly
The first thing I say:
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When my friends don't feel like going out
I’m just like:
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When girls only order salads at restaurants
I’m just like:
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When I eat candy
It makes me all:
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When I wake up horribly hungover
And someone asks if I want to go out that night, I’m like:
But then that night, I’m like:
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Watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show
I’m just like:
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When I'm trying to sound intimidating while drunk
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When someone asks if I'd like to do a shot
I’m just like:
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When I smudge my nail polish right after putting...
I’m just like:
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Going to Disney World
Even in my 20’s, I’m like:
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When my favorite show gets cancelled
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When I look at pictures of puppies online
It’s just like:
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When I sexy dance
What I think I’m doing:
What I’m actually doing:
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When a guy comes up to me at the bar
And he’s all like:
And I’m just like:
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When my mom yells at me
On the outside, I’m like:
But on the inside, I’m like:
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When your crush texts you
And you’re all like:
But after you’ve been dating a long time, you’re just like:
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When I got my braces taken off
I remember the first thing I wanted to do:
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When I first tried FroYo
I was all like:
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Every time I watch The Lion King, and Mufasa dies
Even though I know it’s coming, I’m still like:
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When I'm on a 6-hour car drive
And every 2 hours, I’m like:
And my brothers are like:
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When I'm pretty sure my computer is broken
And I’m just like:
But then my tech-savvy brother fixes it in 2 seconds, and I’m like:
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When the graduation ceremony lasts forever
And you’re just like:
But then you hear your friend’s name called, and you’re like:
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When all of your friends are graduating
At first you’re like:
But when you realize they’re really leaving, you’re like:
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When my friends tell me they're done with school...
I’m just like:
But on the inside I’m like:
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When the weather is absolutely perfect but I'm...
I just feel like:
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When someone behind me calls my name at the bar
What most people would do:
What I do:
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When you run into your ex's new girlfriend
And you’re all:
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Buying bacon
When it’s on sale:
When it’s not:
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Making fun of my siblings
whatshouldwecallme:
When it’s me:
When it’s someone else:
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Whenever the teacher asks a question
There’s always that one person who’s like:
And the rest of us are just like:
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When my friend is on a diet
She’s just like:
But I’m like:
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When I'm drunk
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When I go to zumba with my friends
Expectation:
Reality:
